Pookie's Family
"I’m still tired dad—can you help me wake up?"

"I’m still tired dad—can you help me wake up?"

My mom keeps saying she’d love to tan nude if our complex allowed it…

My mom keeps saying she’d love to tan nude if our complex allowed it…

Hey I'm 36 yrs old & my sister is 30 me and my wife wanna fuck my little sister are they anything or any pointers you can give me to make the 1st step to getting a 3some with her and my wife

Invite your sister over to your house for dinner and drinks and find some way for the topic of conversation to head in the sexual direction. Try talking about favorite sex acts and see if your wife is willing to share her past or mention lesbian desires.

If your sister is not interested or displays discomfort at talking about things of that nature with her brother/sister-in-law, then leave her be. Take it slow and if she’s not receptive even when tipsy, then don’t press it.

It might take more than one get-together and remember to slowly ramp up the conversations.

I'm a 20 year old male and I have a little sister who is 7 and she dresses in what I consider slutty clothes and I get hard at night thinking about her in her clothes and I wanna fuck her like there's no tomorrow. I need advice on how to get her to beg me to fuck her brains out and lick her tight holes and let her suck my cock. I want her to be as slutty as she dresses
Anonymous

I sure as hell hope that’s a typo and you meant 17. >:(

Has there been any word back from "Silver Cunt" as to her success or failure?

Nothing. I post any Ask that people send me here that’s not private or spam. It would be nice if more people came back to give follow-up information, but for some reason, a lot of people don’t. :/

Maybe they’re too busy having great incestuous sex to write about it? One can only guess.

Hey pookie, can you help me to seduce my mom?
Anonymous

You’ll find some great pointers here over the last year or so in my Advice category. The most successful path with moms overall appears to be the intimate massage route, so especially follow massage_guy’s story.

After you’ve caught up and still need a more specific plan of attack, definitely get back to me and share any success/failures/questions you may have along the way!

With the chrono option here, you can start back when I first started tagging posts as advice and you’ll be able to read all of the success stories in order of events.

http://pookiesfamily.tumblr.com/tagged/advice/chrono

Even at church, we’re still not allowed to wear undies in our family!

Even at church, we’re still not allowed to wear undies in our family!

Show some clips

I don’t have any!

Here’s my mom waiting for the coffee to finish brewing…

Here’s my mom waiting for the coffee to finish brewing…

I think it’s pretty obvious how my sister earned her position…

I think it’s pretty obvious how my sister earned her position…